“I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.” – Quotations by Well-Known American Author Mark Twain
Mark Twain is perhaps the most well-known American writer (Mark Twain Books). Mark Twain was actually the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Mark Twain was born in Florida, Missouri in 1835. Twain died April 1910.
Mark Twain is celebrated for his books “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1884) and “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” (1876).
Twain was a talented writer and humorist and is often quoted in speeches and in print. We have arranged some of his most famous quotes for your reading pleasure.
And Now The Mark Twain Quotations (more) …
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination
I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of them never happened.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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